Here is a thoroughly educational comic strip about the plight of the poor male anglerfish and his miniature gonads.
Anyway, I made it into a circle skirt! I've made it with a tie at the waist to accommodate my ever decreasing and expanding waistline. Here I am posing in the park with Scamp.
I matched it with this aquatic hairclip by Miss Tiki Designs, and made some new bitey goose friends, who were already so stuffed with bread thrown by the horrid children who flooded the park as soon as the sun came out, that they turned their beaks up at my meagre crusts.
Must remember to bring food that geese actually like next time, I'm sure bread is not good for them.
